Have you ever wanted to fuck a football? We gotchu!

Don’t underestimate this small but muscular beast. It’s manufactured with two motors for enhanced rumbling stimulation to please your shaft and glans. Celebrate the victories of your favorite football team with a football-themed orgasm! Your pleasure can now be portable and discreet. Let it cheer you up anywhere, even in water. It’s the perfect gift for your football-obsessed partner. Simply press one button and unleash the vibration to experience handy auto-masturbation or manual masturbation.